Did you miss a tween magazine with a queer gaze when you were growing up? Was the quiz always what-kind-of-open-toed-shoe-are-you? and never what-kind-of-a-lesbian-first-dater-are-you? They say coming out is like a second puberty so we decided to make the magazine to get you through (yes, even if you came out years ago, it’s hard out here).

To hold an issue of Spit Take in your hands is to feel in with a capital I. In on the joke, the friend group, the conversation, the secret.

What to expect: essays on sapphic babymaking, gender exploration through self portraiture, poetry, a review of the niche banned Brazilian erotic women’s football film, agony aunts, horoscopes, and so much more.